Joke; Rated MA: The monkey in the bar

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by grandpajohn, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. This guy walks in the bar with his monkey, sits down and orders his drink. The monkey takes off down the bar eating peanuts, pickled eggs and just tearing the place up. The monkey runs over to the pool table and promptly swallows the cue ball.

    The bartender says "hey, control that monkey, he's tearing the place up and just ate the cue ball". The gentleman replies "sorry, I'll pay for anything he does". So the guy finish's his drink, pays for everything and leaves with the monkey.

    A couple days latter, the guy comes back into the bar with the monkey, orders his drink and the monkey starts running up and down the bar again, only this time he picks up a peanut, sticks it up his backside, pulls it out and eats it, he then does the same thing with a pickled egg. The bartender is totally disgusted, he asks "hey whats the matter with that monkey, why is he shoving everthing in his backside and then eating it"?

    The guy puts down his drink and says "well since he had to pass that cue ball, he is test fitting everything first"!
  2. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

  3. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    that got me a laff[​IMG]
  4. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. mr mac

    mr mac Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Yeah...that was funny!
  6. carpetride

    carpetride Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL! I'm glad I wasn't drinking a soda when I read that.

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