Italian Loan

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richtee, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    While I may bill myself as "The Mad Hunky" I am only one half Hungarian. the other is Italian. So this little story here makes me proud! Altho he COULD have went with Cousin Vinny I suppose LOL!

    Italian Loan

    An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
    depositor of the bank.

    The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

    Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.

    Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the$5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    The Italian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good one Rich! lol
  3. fishawn

    fishawn Smoking Fanatic

    You the man......
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one Rich... er Vinny.
  5. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    goodun rich
  6. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    good one bud
  7. okie joe

    okie joe Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    good didnt see that

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