Italian Boy's Confession

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  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?"

    "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

    "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may a s well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

    "I cannot say."

    "Was it Teresa Volpe?"

    "I'll never tell."

    "Was it Nina Capelli?"

    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"

    "My lips are sealed."

    "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

    Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

    "Four months vacation and five good leads."
     
  2. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ah hah hah hah hah HAH HAH! That was great!
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  3. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    An oldie but a goodie. [​IMG]
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    One of my favorite oldies -
     
  5. carpetride

    carpetride Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ah little Johnny...that's my boy!
     

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