Hunting Stories

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by white cloud, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    One night at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were
    being introduced to other members and shown around. The man
    leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair
    by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some
    hunting stories you'll never forget."

    They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story.

    "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting
    expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days
    without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had
    to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down,
    propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how
    long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes.
    I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion I’d ever
    seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: RRROOAARRR!
    ...........I tell you, I just **** my pants."

    The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't
    blame you, I would have **** my pants too if a lion jumped out
    at me."

    The old man shook his head and said, "No, no... not back then,
    just now, when I said RRROOAAARRR!"
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Coffee all over monitor but funny as hell.[​IMG]
  3. Time for Depends.
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny! [​IMG]
  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one my friend.
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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