How many zeros in a billion

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    How many zeros in a billion?
    This is too true to be funny.

    The next time you hear a politician use the

    word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about

    whether you want the 'politicians' spending

    YOUR tax money.

    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
    but one advertising agency did a good job of

    putting that figure into some perspective in

    one of it's releases.



    A.
    A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

    B.
    A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

    C.
    A billion hours ago our ancestors were
    living in the Stone Age.


    D.
    A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

    E.
    A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans ... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
    Louisiana Senator,
    Mary Landrieu (D) is presently askingCongressfor 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... what does it mean?

    A.
    Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) youeach get $516,528.

    B.
    Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
    New Orleans , your home gets
    $1,329,787.

    C.
    Or... if you are a family of four... your familygets $2,066,012.
    Washington, D.
    C< HELLO!> Are all your calculators broken??
    Accounts Receivable Tax

    Building Permit Tax

    CDL License Tax

    Cigarette Tax

    Corporate Income Tax

    Dog License Tax

    Federal Income Tax < BR>Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax
    Hunting Lic en se Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Tax
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service charge taxes
    Social Security Tax
    Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
    Sales Taxes
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax
    Telephone Usage Charge
    Tax < B>Utility Tax
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax


    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
    and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national debt...
    We had the largest middle class in the world... and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened?
    Can you spell 'politicians!'

    And I still have to
    press '1' for English.

    I hope this goes around
    theUSA at least 100 times

    What the heck happened????


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  2. jtribout

    jtribout Meat Mopper

    Amen Brother!!!!!!
     
  3. q3131a

    q3131a Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    And this year the fed.gov will spend 3 trillion.

    Just wait and see how much we spend when we have the Dems in control of congress and the white house.
     
  4. john dice

    john dice Smoke Blower

    nevermind don't feel like getting in politics debate. agree to disagree (and thank god I live in a Nation where I can do that).
     

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