His/Her Drive thru ATM instructions

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by brandx, Sep 15, 2006.

  1. Instructions for Drive Through ATM
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    His and hers drive through ATM steps

    HIS:


    1. Pull up to ATM


    2. Insert card


    3. Enter PIN number and account


    4. Take cash, card and receipt


    5. Drive away



    HERS:


    1. Pull up to ATM


    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror


    3. Shut off engine


    4. Put keys in purse


    5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine


    6. Hunt for card in purse


    7. Insert card


    8. Hunt in purse for note with PIN number written on it


    9. Enter PIN number


    10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.


    11. Hit "cancel"


    12. Re-enter correct PIN number


    13. Check balance


    14. Look for envelope


    15. Look in purse for pen


    16. Make out deposit slip


    17. Endorse checks


    18. Make deposit


    19. Study instructions


    20. Make cash withdrawal


    21. Get in car


    22. Check makeup


    23. Look for keys


    24. Start car


    25. Check makeup


    26. Start pulling away


    27. STOP


    28. Back up to machine


    29. Get out of car


    30. Take card and receipt


    31. Get back in car


    32. Put card in wallet


    33. Put receipt in checkbook


    34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook


    35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook


    36. Check makeup


    37. Put car in gear, reverse, STOP! Look in rear view mirror.
    Whew, nobody back there, so check make up again.


    38. Put car in drive


    39. Drive away from machine


    40. Travel 3 miles


    41. Release parking brake


    42. Make mental note, tell husband car smells funny.
     
  2. newtgadget

    newtgadget Fire Starter

    Damn!!!!!
    Sounds like you have been watching my wife!

    LOL :D

    Newt
     
  3. oillogger

    oillogger Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    43. Tell husband he needs to look at the car since it has a funny smell.
     

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