Fyi Pg-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Mar 29, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    In Pharmacology, all d rugs have two names, a trade name and generic name For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for V iagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corp announced today that V iagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
    'MOUNT & DO'.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and V iagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them, and every night will be the first time.
     
  2. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    Hey dude, good one... looks familliar..[​IMG]
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one................Love it....................
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Tooo funny!

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  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Got my laugh Dude... good one.
     

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