For Our Canadian Neighbors

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by nwdave, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. nwdave

    nwdave Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Royal Canadian Mounted Police

    You know they complain about the RCMP, but you rarely hear about the
    positive things that they do, such as this one.

    Frozen Carburetor

    In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in
    the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or
    place.

    For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in Northern
    British Columbia, an RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist,
    who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.
    "What's the matter?" asked the Policeman.

    "Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

    "Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

    "Can't."

    "OK, Watch me and I will show you."

    The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised.

    The bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

    A few days later, the detachment office received a note of thanks from the
    father of the motorbike rider. It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who
    recently was stranded ...."
     
  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That would be a problem in this young lady's case.
     
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I think she'd have to sit this one out...
     
  4. nwbhoss

    nwbhoss Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG] LMAO!!!!!!!
     
  5. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

     

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