Discussion in 'Jokes' started by allen, Jul 11, 2008.

  1. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well known for its fishing.

    The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'

    'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

    'Pet fish?'

    'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

    'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

    The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. I t rea l ly works.'

    'OK', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

    The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

    After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

    'Well, what?', says the redneck.

    The warden says, 'When are you going to call them

    'Call who back?'

    'The FISH', replied the warden!

    'What fish?', replied the redneck.
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

  3. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    and everyone says rednecks are dumb lol
  4. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heh! Wily ole rednecks....I love that one!
  5. cbucher

    cbucher Meat Mopper

    thats a good one.

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