Cremated Husband (ADULT)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    THE CREMATED HUSBAND
    Martha recently lost her husband..
    She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
    Picking up the urn he> was in, she poured him out onto the patio
    table. Then
    tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to> him.
    'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with
    the insurance money!'
    She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said.
    'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
    with the insurance money!'
    Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
    the ashes she said
    'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the
    insurance money!'
    Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said.
    'Herman, remember that BJ I promised you?

    Here it comes...'
     
  2. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

     
  3. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    X 2
    LMAO!!!!!
     
  4. bearmoe

    bearmoe StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Ouch!!!!!!!!
     
  5. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    richoso1
    You just posted my after life biography !!!
     

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