Biker and the Lord

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
    sky
    >clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
    >have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
    >will grant you one wish."
    >
    >The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
    >anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
    >enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
    >reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
    It will
    >nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
    >to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
    of
    >something that could possibly help mankind."
    >
    >The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
    >that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
    inside,
    >what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
    >treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and
    >how I can make a woman truly happy."
    >
    >The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
     

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