bbq bubba's visit to the doctor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Budda went to a psychiatrist " I've got problems, every time i go to bed I
    think there's somebody under it, I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy"
    "Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink.
    "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears"
    " How much do you charge?"
    "Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor
    "I'll sleep on it", said bbq bubba
    Six months later the doctor met bubba on the street.
    "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?"
    asked the doctor.
    Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awfull lot
    of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved
    all that money that I went out and bought me a Lang 60 Mobile w/warmer
    and grill.
    "Is that so? and just how may I ask did a Bartender cure you?
    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!-Ain't nobody under there now!"


    " just havin fun bbq bubba"
     
  2. bigal

    bigal Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    thats good, real good! [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Makes sense to me
     
  4. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Always trust the bartender.. he's usually the only sober one in the room!
     
  5. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    I'm w/ bubba, I'll put my bed on the floor for a Lang!
     
  6. I'd sleep next to the Lang if I had to to get one.
     
  7. az_redneck

    az_redneck Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    There are bars where the bartenders are men?

    Sally, down there at Whirly Girls, only charges for "private" consultations..


    [​IMG]

    (Kidding..Kidding..I have a beautiful wife whom I love dearly.. At least thats what she tells me [​IMG] ..)
     
  8. I think BBQ BUBBA would sleep on the floor for a Lang....I believe I may even know that bartender ....LOL
     
  9. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I,m not sure how i got to be the BUTT of this joke, but that's cool, i can take the heat[​IMG]
    Thing is, there WAS someone under my bed, it was Tonto, and she keeps yelling at me.......Pull that skin tighter on those damn thighs,tighter i said,TIGHTER!!![​IMG]
     
  10. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Just havin some fun, the joke was originally about Bubba and he bought
    a new pickup. I thought it needed to be changed a little for the SMF ,
    glad you're a good sport [​IMG]
     

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