Budda went to a psychiatrist " I've got problems, every time i go to bed I think there's somebody under it, I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears" " How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor "I'll sleep on it", said bbq bubba Six months later the doctor met bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the doctor. Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awfull lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went out and bought me a Lang 60 Mobile w/warmer and grill. "Is that so? and just how may I ask did a Bartender cure you? "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!-Ain't nobody under there now!" " just havin fun bbq bubba"