ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Oct 16, 2010.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

    An atheist was walking through the woods.

    'What majestic trees!
    'What powerful rivers!
    'What beautiful animals!
    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes
    behind him.

    He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
    saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

    He tripped & fell on the ground.

    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
    top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw
    to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out,
    'Oh my God!'

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

    'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
    and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'

    'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

    Am I to count you as a believer?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical
    of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as aChristian now, but perhaps
    you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

    'Very well,' said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
    dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
    spoke:

    'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
    through Christ our Lord, Amen.'


     
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  2. ou8one2

    ou8one2 Newbie

    Funny as hell I gotta send this to a buddy of mine
     
  3. otter

    otter Meat Mopper

    That was great [​IMG]
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Funny how it involves a BEAR [​IMG]
     

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