An Obituary printed in the London Times

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Jul 28, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    An Obituary printed in the London Times........ Interesting and sadly rather true.

    'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, whohas been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

    Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

    His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

    Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

    It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

    Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

    Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

    Common Sense was preceded in death,

    by his parents, Truth and Trust

    his wife, Discretion

    his daughter, Responsibility

    his son, Reason

    He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;

    I Know My Rights

    I Want It Now

    Someone Else Is To Blame

    I'm A Victim

    Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on.
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Sad but true. Kinda like where I live, there is a lot of horse sense around.....but most of it is in the horses.[​IMG]
  3. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Sad but true [​IMG]
  4. nick

    nick Meat Mopper

    I've read this a couple times before and each time I read it, I get a little depressed....because it's true. I can only hope and pray to God that the people of this world comes to their senses and gets it straight.
  5. morkdach

    morkdach Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    what he said i agree whole heartedly ^

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