A duck hunter sees a flock of ducks flying overhead, he aims his shotgun and manages to shoot one. The duck falls to the ground and the hunter goes over to pick it up and just when he grabs it a farmer comes over and says
'hey, that's my duck'. The hunter says to the farmer, I'm sorry but you see I shot the duck so it's mine. The farmer retorts, yes you shot it, but since it landed on my property it belongs to me. After going back and forth about ownship of the duck the farmer says...listen, in the country we have a way of solving this sort of problem...when in dispute we settle this like men. The hunter who is sort of bewilderded says... okay, how do we settle it? The farmer says you open your legs and I get to kick you in the groin; afterwards I open my legs and you get to kick me in the groin...we keep going back and forth until one man gives up. The hunter thinks about it and on principle agrees and says 'okay let's go'. The farmer says okay, open up. The hunter opens his legs and gets a really good kick that has him gasping for breath, a few minutes later he regains his composure and says, Okay, it's my turn...the farmer says.........
Listen, seeing as you want this duck so badly.....it's yours.
'hey, that's my duck'. The hunter says to the farmer, I'm sorry but you see I shot the duck so it's mine. The farmer retorts, yes you shot it, but since it landed on my property it belongs to me. After going back and forth about ownship of the duck the farmer says...listen, in the country we have a way of solving this sort of problem...when in dispute we settle this like men. The hunter who is sort of bewilderded says... okay, how do we settle it? The farmer says you open your legs and I get to kick you in the groin; afterwards I open my legs and you get to kick me in the groin...we keep going back and forth until one man gives up. The hunter thinks about it and on principle agrees and says 'okay let's go'. The farmer says okay, open up. The hunter opens his legs and gets a really good kick that has him gasping for breath, a few minutes later he regains his composure and says, Okay, it's my turn...the farmer says.........
Listen, seeing as you want this duck so badly.....it's yours.