50th Wedding Anniversary

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  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    50th Wedding Anniversary

    A couple were celebrating 50 years together..

    Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

    "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ....  'Sorry I'm running late.  I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

    "Not to worry," said the father.  "The important thing is that we're all together today."

    Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.  I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."

    "It's nothing," said the father.  "We're glad you were able to come."

    Just then the daughter arrived.  "Hello and happy anniversary!  I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything..."

    After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.  You see, we were very poor.  Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.

    Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

    The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"

    "Yep," said the father.  "And cheap ones too."

  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I didnt realize you knew my kids [​IMG]
  3. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. kingkoch42

    kingkoch42 Smoke Blower

    Last edited: Dec 9, 2011
  5. Beer-B-Q, that is a good one, can't wait till morning to show it to my 75 year old parents, they will love it, they have been married 54 years, 55 this coming Thanksgiving!  They are super parents, very active and absolutely love a good joke even if it's a little dirty!!!! LOL

    Barry [​IMG]

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