11th Husband PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 29, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

    "Well, husband#1 was a
    Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in
    Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

    "Husband # 3 was from
    Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    "Husband # 4 was in
    Telemarketing;even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an
    Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from
    Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in
    Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    "Husband # 8 was a
    Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a
    Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    "Husband # 10 was a
    Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.

    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

    "Your're with the
    This time
    I KNOW I'M gonna get
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Take care, have fun, and do good!



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