Did you here about the guy that was found beaten to death with the birthday present that he got for his wife? It seems that she was dropping hints about wanting "something really, really fast" for her birthday. When the husband asked his wife "how fast it had to go", she replied "0 to 200 in 4 seconds". Not being a wealthy man, he did the next best thing- He got her a set of bathroom scales! :shock: :?