A joke for the oldsters

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eman

Gone but not forgotten. RIP
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From a local singles ad.A Lonely Widow!!!!Husband WantedMust be in my age Group (70,s)Must not Beat MeMust not run around on meAnd Must Still Be Good In BedAll Applicants Apply In PersonOn the 2 Day She heard the Doorbell , She opened the Door to see a Grayhaired Gentleman Sitting in a Wheel ChairHe Had No Arm's or Leg'sYour not Really asking me to Consider you are ,, YOUJust look at you, No leg's The Gentleman Smiled "Therefore I cannot Run around on YouYou Have No Arm,s Either She Snorted!AgainThe Gentleman Smiled " Therefore I can Never beat You!!!She Raised An Eyebrow and Asked Intenty are you still Good In BedThe Old man leaned Back and Beamed a Big Smile and Said I Rang The Door Bell Didn't I!!!!
 
Darn!

The title sucked me right in, but I heard it before.

It's still a goodie though!

Thanks Eman,

Bear
 
Hehehehe. My kinda man!
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Love those! You two crack me up! I wish I was a dawgone Cougar! And a Squirrel "Down Under" sounds a bit missionaryish to me!
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