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A joke for the oldsters

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From a local singles ad. A Lonely Widow!!!! Husband Wanted Must be in my age Group (70,s) Must not Beat Me Must not run around on me And Must Still Be Good In Bed All Applicants Apply In Person On the 2 Day She heard the Doorbell , She opened the Door to see a Grayhaired Gentleman Sitting in a Wheel Chair He Had No Arm's or Leg's Your not Really asking me to Consider you are ,, YOU Just look at you, No leg's The Gentleman Smiled "Therefore I cannot Run around on You You Have No Arm,s Either She Snorted! AgainThe Gentleman Smiled " Therefore I can Never beat You!!! She Raised An Eyebrow and Asked Intenty are you still Good In Bed The Old man leaned Back and Beamed a Big Smile and Said I Rang The Door Bell Didn't I!!!!
post #2 of 15

Darn!

The title sucked me right in, but I heard it before.

 

It's still a goodie though!

 

Thanks Eman,

Bear

post #3 of 15

Hehehehe. My kinda man!

post #4 of 15
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Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post

Hehehehe. My kinda man!



The boy toy you were looking for?

post #5 of 15

LOL Bear!!! I'll take whatever I can get!

 

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post #6 of 15
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Originally Posted by Bearcarver View Post





The boy toy you were looking for?


Sounds like a no strings attached and he doesn't even have to leave the chair noidea[1].gif
 

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Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post

LOL Bear!!! I'll take whatever I can get!

 

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Now our Squirrel is a Cougar!  

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post #9 of 15

LOL!!!!!

post #10 of 15

Squirrel from "Down Under"?

 

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post #11 of 15

I thunk we skurred her off!

post #12 of 15
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Originally Posted by meateater View Post

I thunk we skurred her off!



No Way,

I looked up "Spunky" in the dictionary. Her picture was there.

She'll be back when you least expect her.

 

Get ready to duck!

Bear

post #13 of 15

Love those! You two crack me up! I wish I was a dawgone Cougar! And a Squirrel "Down Under" sounds a bit missionaryish to me!

 

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post #14 of 15

I thunk I skurred 'em! LOL!

 

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post #15 of 15

Bring it "Bushy Tail" : 

 

 

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