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im an addict

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hello...my name is ralph...and im addicted to smoked food

post #2 of 9

join the club,  we all are,   and there doesnt seem to be a cure

just buy larger clothes

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lol i was gonna say prepare for bigger britches lol

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Originally Posted by miamirick View Post

join the club,  we all are,   and there doesnt seem to be a cure

just buy larger clothes



And More Meat!!!!

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Originally Posted by miamirick View Post

join the club,  we all are,   and there doesnt seem to be a cure

 


What?  There's Morton Tender Quick, Bradley Honey Meat Cure, Yeagers #814...

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I think it's contagious.  I've got it too!

 

So, I've decided to share my 12 Step program for Smokaholics

 

Step 1: Admit you have a problem: you can't get enough smoked meats

 

Step 2. Visit local hardware stores, linger in the BBQ section.  Ask a lot of questions.

 

Step 3.  Start dropping hints to the spouse that it sure would be nice to get a smoker for Christmas.

 

Step 4. Stockpile and season smoker woods

 

Step 5.  Join SMF and enroll in Jeff's 5 Day smoker course

 

Step 6. Bring smoker home, practice fire control

 

Step 7.  Buy ribs

 

Step 8.  Mix up and apply some rub

 

Step 9.  Bring smoker up to temperature

 

Step 10. Add ribs

 

Step 11.  Maintain constant temperature  for 6 hours

 

Step 12. Remove ribs and eat!

 

 

I'm on step 11 right now!  :)

 

 


Edited by wntrlnd - 8/22/10 at 12:38pm
post #7 of 9

Welcome Ralph!  Of all the things we could get wrapped up in my wife is happy I am a "smoker" of meats.  She does get frustrated a few times because I am always wanting something bigger "just in case" we need it!  Oh well.

Welcome to the club!

post #8 of 9

Welcome to the O.S.D. Ward

Where everyone has an Obsessive Smoking Disorder

Here we live to smoke,the more the better

 

Have fun and,

post #9 of 9

Just admitting the addiction is step 1

 

The other 11 steps are just more meat and smoke and you will be fine - BTW

Do not look for a cure there is none

 

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