A yound couple was tragically killed in route to their wedding
Upon arriving in heaven they were talking in line and questioned if they should have been getting married in the first place, they determined it was just bad luck they died on there wedding day so when it was finally their turn in line they asked Saint Peter "Can we get married in heaven"
St Pete looked a little baffled but said I'll see what I can do, wait here, one month goes by, two months go by and the couple start to think maybe they should have asked about divorice just in case things don't work out as they will be spending eternity in heaven after all...
Finally in the third month St Peter comes back and they ask about the possibility of divorice, St Pete flies off the handle, grabs em both by the throat and says
"it took me three months to find a priest up here how long do you think its gonna take to find a lawyer?"