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The Origin of The White Wedding Dress!

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IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!

IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT



Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies:
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
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post #3 of 6
LMAO Read it to the wife and then got a dirty look.
Just copied and pasted into an email to a few friends That is funny stuff.
post #4 of 6
Paul that is way too funny- Wife is away on business trip cant wait to share this with her - while she is away of course - I am not that stupid
LOL
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I am a chicken. I will not be sharing with my wife, but it is a great joke.

I also love the Chuck Norris thumbs up. That is a classic.
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I told my wife and she commented, That I (me) did not where white when we got married but I (me) should now....... icon_rolleyes.gif

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