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40. Near miss

39. Professional practice

38. Jumbo shrimp

37. Dodge Ram

36. Happy wife

35. State worker

34. Legally drunk

33. Exact estimate

32. Act naturally

31. Found missing

30. Resident alien

29. Genuine imitation

28. Airline Food

27. Good grief

26. Religious tolerance

25. Sanitary landfill

24. Alone together

23. Small crowd

22. Business ethics

21. Soft rock

20. Butt Head

19. Military Intelligence

18. Sweet sorrow

17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)

16. 'Now, then ...'

15. Passive aggression

14. Clearly misunderstood

13. Peace force

12. Extinct Life

11. Plastic glasses

10. Terribly pleased

9. Computer security

8. Political science

7. Tight slacks

6. Definite maybe

5. Pretty ugly

4. Rap music

3. Working vacation

2. Government organization

1. Microsoft Works
post #2 of 8
LOL, those are pretty good.....icon_mrgreen.gif
post #3 of 8
LMBO!!!!! Thats good!!
post #4 of 8
I agree with them all. LOL. especially number one: Microsoft Works.
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post #5 of 8
I was expecting to see:
  1. Nancy Pelosi
  2. Harry Reid
  3. The Messiah
  4. Etc.
  5. Etc
And then I re-read the title...OXY Morons!

OOPS! Those are pretty good.
post #6 of 8
Having sold electronic security to the govt for a long time my favorite is #2 - They write the rules then cant figure out how to do it. LMBO
post #7 of 8
New Antiques arriving daily
post #8 of 8
Related to # 36.........Marital Bliss (she's not looking over my shoulder is she?)
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