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Two Woodpeckers
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable'

(a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the


The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without
breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the
Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither

was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same

Apparently, Tiger Woods, Joost and Steve are right, when they said, your pecker gets
harder when you're away from home.
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Love it. LMAO
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Man o life... Thats very true... Still LMAO...
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LOL, love it.
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