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Father and Son 1st hunting trip

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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said: “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.”

A few minutes later the father heard a blood-curdling scream and ran back to his son.

What’s wrong?” the father asked..”I told you to be quiet.”

The boy answered:

“Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.

I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

I didn’t move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.

I closed my eyes and held my breath when the bee stung me.

I didn’t cough when I swallowed the ant.

I didn’t cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching,

But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant leg and said,

‘should we eat them here or take them with us?’

Well….I guess I just panicked.”
post #2 of 7
That is funny!
post #3 of 7
This is a good one - love it
post #4 of 7
very very good
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That's cute. My 13 yr old got a kick outa that too.
post #6 of 7
One of my favorites.
post #7 of 7
Agood laugh
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