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Dr. Seuss for the OLDER kids/ PG13

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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today .........
The people who are starting college this fall
were born in 1992.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable..

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been microwave

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?',
'I'd walk a mile for a Camel ' or
'de plane Boss, de plane'.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type?

hat's for those of us who have trouble reading.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
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Very Very good
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Damm you FIU, the last one on that list really put it in perspective.
I"M OLD........ericon_mrgreen.gif
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Good One...
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Love it - Now I know how really old I am
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My first job in 1964 was as a morse code operator. Telegrams from our remote location ran about a dollar a word. Twice that if going overseas.
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