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Widdle Wabbits (SPEW ALERT!!)

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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep
widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a
thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice...

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
post #2 of 9
lmao python
post #3 of 9
LMAO! Good one.
post #4 of 9
PDT_Armataz_01_19.gif Python? LMAO
post #5 of 9
Having owned a number of large snakes and buying them many, many dinners like that I just spit my drink all over the screen!!!!!
Good one Dutch!!!!!

post #6 of 9
didn't see that one coming! HAHAHAHAHA
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post #8 of 9
I think the crowd approves... biggrin.gif

post #9 of 9
I need that laugh today!!
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