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While I was watching the football games last weekend, my girlfriend and I
got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking
fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Sometimes it's tough living with a smartass.