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Tiger Woods #2

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Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?

A. Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball further.

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Q. What did Tiger Woods and Elin do over the weekend?

A. Went "clubbing" tongue.gif
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What does Tiger Woods have in common with a seal?

They both know what it feels like to get clubbed by a Norweigian!

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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive
a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide
between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are
calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new
name?: Cheetah

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second
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I LUV ITPDT_Armataz_01_37.gifits sad when laff at others troubles---lolicon_mrgreen.gif
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