What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive
a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide
between an iron or a wood.
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!
What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are
calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second