Lets See 2,100 miles......That's 34 hours driving if I go straight thru without stops. Well I gotta stop so say an extra 6 hours for stops. Cause as we all know We all love our food and there's bound to be some good BBQ joints between here and St Louis.
Then there's at least 2 Cabelas and several Sportsmans warehouses along that route too plus the White Elephant in Green Acres Wa. So an extra 4 days shopping at least. The missus says that she needs one clear day at least when we pass through Spokane at the beauty parlor to get beautiful for the trip. I took a peek at her as she said that and quite frankly I think its gonna take a least 2 days for those poor girls to make her inner beauty to shine through. So I'm at 5 days already. Its December 1st now and the party is till the 6th. I'm getting a little long in the tooth so will have to take several long potty breaks too, Hmmmm better add a 1/2 day for pit stops. Wife just reminded me that there is a really nice dress shop in Missoula Montana that she likes, add another 1/2 day. So Unkle Tykie you can expect us on the 6th at about 5:30pm. We'll be frazzled by then so will need about 6 hours sleep before hitting the casino and your party.
I will have to get underway within 20 minutes or so, if I want to make that schedule on time so answer me this before I decide whether or not to even make the trip. Tykie my man. Can you guarantee us a great meal of crispy fried Kodak for all our effort. I don't want to settle for casino food.
PS. What rub did you use? Suggestion= Jeff's is quite good. Also at what temperature do you have the oil at? Is it just at the thin blue smoking point?? And at what temp do you take the camera out of the oil for pulling? Do you remove that annoying film first before tossing it in the oil? Please have answers ready for our arrival.
Wait a minute, hold the phone, what the hell is this..... Bachelor party! It's a bachelor party... I aint no dang bachelor!!! Drat!
HONEY... Honey .... I'm sorry the partys been called off. We're going to my mothers instead.
Hope you have a wonderful time and don't blow it all in the casino.