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The World's Ugliest Kid

post #1 of 11
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One night after walking home I noticed an old drunken man staggering along the sidewalk. The drunk passed a lady who was walking her young child. "Lady", said the drunken man, "that is the ugliest child I've ever seen. That is ONE ugly kid!"

When the drunk walked off, the woman burst into tears. Just then, the postman came in to her rescue. "What's the problem lady!?" he asked. "I have been horribly insulted!!!" she cried. "Here, here" said the postman, reaching in his jacket. "Dry your eyes with this hanky...
and here's a banana for your chimp".



post #2 of 11
Ouch.............
post #3 of 11
I think I know that lady!!!!!! biggrin.gif lmao
post #4 of 11
Nice - LMAO
post #5 of 11
An Oldie But A Goodie...
post #6 of 11

You are not going to believe this!!!!

So I've decided to keep it to myself. PDT_Armataz_01_05.gif
post #7 of 11
I think I know that kid!!!
post #8 of 11

Not Funny!

I am that kid!
post #9 of 11
Thread Starter 
No picture needed. icon_eek.gif
post #10 of 11
why you talkin about my moma?
post #11 of 11
But which one was the duck?biggrin.gif
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