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Halloween Kiss

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop looking at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me... When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that -
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"
post #2 of 7
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssstttttttttyyyyyyy!! !!!! ROTFLMAO biggrin.gif
post #3 of 7
Mrs Scar and I still have tears in our eyes from laughing so hard
We think we know the cabbie
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That is sooooo wrong!!! I love it! PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif
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Thats sick............I was going as a Nun to a party tonight but I changed my mind and Im going as Higgins on Magnum PI
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