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Husband & Wife Rivalry...HILARIOUS!!! (PG)

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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt..."

His wife was not amused in the least bit and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning when her husband was getting dressed for work, he took a pair of underwear out of his dresser drawer and said: "WTF is this?", as a little dust appeared when he shook them out.

He hollered into the bathroom: "Honey, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied: "It's not talcum powder, IT'S MIRACLE GROW, you jackass......."

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LOL. Good one!!!
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A woman know how to hurt a man... we get no respect.
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Good one Eric! I really gotta remember to first swallow my coffee first before reading your jokes. I know I need to clean my computer screen more often but I prefer to do it when I WANT to, not because I HAVE to!!biggrin.gif
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