Ok lets take this step by step:
1. Did you open your other eye yet?
2. Have look at the computer well, is it facing the right way?
3. Is the computer plugged in and is the outlet turned on.
4. How mad is your wife does she make your Mr. Freindly in a knot.
5. Is there a hammer sticking out of something it's not suppose to be.
6. I don't know then.