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A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's

opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one

hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked

under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

Little boy: "What the f#@k do you think?"