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A blonde was trying to cook something when she started a grease fire on her stove.

She immediately called 9-1-1 to report it. When the emergency dispatcher answered the phone, the blonde yelled, "Come quick! There's a fire here!"

The dispatcher asked, "Where is the fire?"

"In my kitchen!"

The dispatcher replied, "No I mean where is your kitchen? How do I send the firemen?"

The blonde replied, "In a BIG RED TRUCK!!!" icon_rolleyes.gificon_mrgreen.gif