When I Say I'm Broke.......i'm Broke!!!!!

beer-b-q

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• Jul 30, 2009

• #1

[font=&quot]WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE.......I'M BROKE!!!!! [/font]
[font=&quot]Yesterday, I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said
the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and
proceeded to close the door.[/font]

[font=&quot]Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed[/font]
[font=&quot]wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said.&nb sp; 'Not until you have at least seen[/font]
[font=&quot]my demonstration.'[/font]
[font=&quot]
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway
carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a f*****g good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of BROKE do
you NOT understand?' [/font]

 

forluvofsmoke

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Aug 27, 2008

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• Jul 30, 2009

• #2

Heh-heh-heh...sounds exactly like what I'd do!

Not a big fan of un-invited guests, myself...

Thanks for the laugh.............I needed that!

Eric

 

meat hunter

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• Jul 30, 2009

• #3

that is funny

 

tn_bbq

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• Jul 30, 2009

• #4

Oldie but a goodie.

 

thomasyoung

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• Aug 22, 2009

• #5

Thanks, that was funny. Just what I needed was a good laugh! Keep them coming!!