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post #1 of 12
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World's shortest fairy tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End biggrin.gif
post #2 of 12
That's not a fairy tale......

post #3 of 12
OMG that is the best Joke true story whatever I have read! Thank you so much for making a rough day better at the end! PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif
post #4 of 12
I read that to the beautiful and talented Mrs. Engineer...she was not impressed at my 9th grade sense of humor.

I, however, loved it!
post #5 of 12
I just read that outloud to the wife. She nearly choked she was laughing so hard.

Thats funny......
post #6 of 12
So... So... True...
post #7 of 12
How did you know my life's story? LOL. PDT_Armataz_01_12.gif
Well exept for the golf and scotch..... I'm a wiskey man myself
post #8 of 12

How True!

How True....

but always rememeber......

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her a baby, she'll give you a family. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.'
post #9 of 12

Livin' It!

Within the last four months I was denied entry to the US Army (mad respect to those land humpers nontheless!), had my day job hours cut from over fourty to under twenty, lost my car (and any obligation to pay insurance on it...) And my girlfriend of three years left me a week before the 4th of July.

Man. For the first time in a quarter century of existence I FEEL ALIVE!

This joke is like a parable. I think I'll start work on a novel based on being a bachelor with a talking smoker that gives advice and a parrot that pecks the eyes out of ex girlfriends relatives. I have the time. And the money to survive... despite the work issue. Imagine that...biggrin.gif
post #10 of 12
I love it. PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif

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post #11 of 12
Thread Starter 
Thanks Peeps glad you got a laugh biggrin.gif
post #12 of 12
I read that over the phone to my brother and sister-in-law, and they both loved it. My sister-in-law said the last line should be this......
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