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those wacky canadians!

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A guy from Cornerbrook, Newfoundland was driving a

Volkswagen Beetle in Toronto pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.

Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls,

"Hey, you gots a telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I gots one too... See?" the Newf says.

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You gots a fax machine?" asks the Newf.

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I does too! See? It's right here!" brags the guy from the


The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the

Volkswagen says, "So, does you have a double bed in back there?"

The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, gots me double bed right in back here," the Newf


The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.

Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so

He immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to Put a double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up

His car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Newfoundland Labrador plates. Finally,
He finds it parked alongside the road,so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels

Somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.

(It's ok, the joke is CLEAN)

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack

And peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remembers you," replies the Newfoundlander,

"What's up?" "Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

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Good laugh, I needed that my friend.
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Thread Starter 
glad to provide it!PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif
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Musta a been crowded in the VW with the elephant driving and all.
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