This ones been around for awhile:
Husband and wife were in the back yard doing yard work. The husband looks over just in time to see the wife bend over and plant a flower.
He yells, Hey babe, I bet your butts as wide as the smoker. She didn't say a word.
A few minutes went by and the husband looks over again and sees his wife bend over again. He grabs his tape measure and runs over and measures his wifes width. Dang babe, it is wider than the smoker. She still didn't say anything.
That night, they go to bed and the hubby starts to cuddle wanting to huh you know.
The wife rolls over, looks at her husband and says, "Listen, if you think for one minute that I'm firing up this smoker for one little wiener, your full of $&!*"!!!
Husband and wife were in the back yard doing yard work. The husband looks over just in time to see the wife bend over and plant a flower.
He yells, Hey babe, I bet your butts as wide as the smoker. She didn't say a word.
A few minutes went by and the husband looks over again and sees his wife bend over again. He grabs his tape measure and runs over and measures his wifes width. Dang babe, it is wider than the smoker. She still didn't say anything.
That night, they go to bed and the hubby starts to cuddle wanting to huh you know.
The wife rolls over, looks at her husband and says, "Listen, if you think for one minute that I'm firing up this smoker for one little wiener, your full of $&!*"!!!
