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The Black Panties:

Anna had lost her husband almost four
years ago. Her daughter was
constantly calling her and urging her
to get back into the world.. Finally,
Anna said she'd go out, but didn't
know anyone. Her daughter immediately
replied, "Mom! I have someone for you
to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They
took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asked her to join
him for a weekend in Vermont . .
Their first night there, she
undressed as he did. There she stood
nude, except for a pair of black lacy
panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the
black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can
fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in

He knew he was not getting lucky that

The following night was the same
........... Shestood there wearing
the black panties, and he was in his
birthday suit, but now he was wearing
a black condom. She looked at him and
asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my
deepest condolences".