Bruce and Jenny

Little Bruce and Jenny
> are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
> love. One day they decide
> that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
> Jenny's father to ask him
> for her hand.
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> Bruce
> bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me
> and Jenny are in love and
> I want to ask you for her hand in
> marriage."
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> Thinking that
> this was just
> the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
> Bruce, you are only 10.. Where
> will you two
> live?"
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> Without even
> taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,
> "In Jenny's room. It's
> bigger than mine and we can both fit there
> nicely."
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> Still thinking
> this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge
> grin, "Okay then how
> will you live? You're not old enough to get a
> job. You'll need to support
> Jenny."
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> Again, Bruce
> inst aptly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes
> five bucks a week and I
> make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a
> month and that should do us
> just fine.."
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> Mr. Smith is
> impressed Bruce has put so much thought into
> this.'Well Bruce, it seems
> like you have everything figured out. I just have one
> more question. What
> will you do if the two of you should have little ones
> of your
> own?"
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> Bruce just
> shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've
> been lucky so
> far."
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> Mr. Smith no
> longer thinks the little S.O.B. is
> adorable.