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The Tomato Garden

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An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to
plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the
ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be
happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days..
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the
bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
post #2 of 5
That was a good one.
post #3 of 5
That was good. I'll have to pass that one along.
post #4 of 5
Loved it! icon_lol.gif Thanks for sharing it with us.
post #5 of 5
been years since i read that 1-is a treasure
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