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Master Card Wedding

You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even

Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's family
and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.

&nbs p;

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious

of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's MASTERCARD

A MasterCard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--

what you do today,
might burn your butt tomorrow.....
post #2 of 4
Geez, ... I am usually never shocked with human behaviour..... that dude was just too kewl! That sort of revenge just don't get any bettericon_surprised.gif ....


post #3 of 4
Now Thats funny!
post #4 of 4
Thread Starter 
I love the fact that it was an actual event that took place. I would love to sit down with that guy and buy him a beer or 2
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