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The answer to one of life's great mysteries!
I haven't heard anyone explain this as well as the all-wise Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm...

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Works for me!!

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Beer and BBQ..... PDT_Armataz_01_22.gif
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Glad to know that... explains why , that .......

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no wonder the friggen mouse is worken so fast right now.PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif
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So that explains everything. Thanks for posting that
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lol... That does explain a lot! Thanks SmokingScooby! PDT_Armataz_01_12.gif
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Mmmmm Beer! PDT_Armataz_01_21.gif
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