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daddy long leg

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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
Nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
lifted her foot and stomped them flat... 'Well, we're not having any of
that gay **** in our garden' she said.
post #2 of 6
Sad but true, you do not want that in your garden!icon_eek.gif

post #3 of 6
Now thats funny. Out of the mouths of babes!!
post #4 of 6
yup that made me chuckle...lol
post #5 of 6
They grow up so fast.....
post #6 of 6
I dont care who you are thats funny right there
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