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Afternoon quickie

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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with
their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
- Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
- Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

-'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too!'
post #2 of 4
That was really funny!
post #3 of 4
That was good. Thanks for the laugh.
post #4 of 4
I had forgotten that optical illusion trick, now that my baby is almost 39. But 30 years ago..... wink.gif

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