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Advantages of being a guy

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Advantages of being a guy
-Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

-You can open all your own jars.

-Dry cleaners and hair cutters don`t rob you blind.

-You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

-You can leave motel bed unmade.

-You can kill your own food.

-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

-Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

-If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

-Everything on your face stays its original color.

-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

-You don`t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

-You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

-You don`t mooch off each other`s desserts.

-You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

-You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

-You don`t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

-You don`t have to shave below your neck.

-Your belly usually hides your big hips.

-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
post #2 of 5
lolol...Ok that was funny! biggrin.gif
post #3 of 5
Yep! PDT_Armataz_01_12.gif
post #4 of 5
I always say I thank God I'm a guy, and now I have a list of reasons!
post #5 of 5
Im cool with it!
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