- Feb 18, 2008
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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
“I donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t want to know,†the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t tell me.â€
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘Thereâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s no Easter Bunnyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji] speech.
At seven, I got the ‘Thereâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s no Tooth Fairyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji] speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘Thereâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s no Santaâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji] speech.
If youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re going to tell me that grown-ups donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t really get laid, Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll have nothing left to live for.â€
“I donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t want to know,†the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t tell me.â€
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘Thereâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s no Easter Bunnyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji] speech.
At seven, I got the ‘Thereâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s no Tooth Fairyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji] speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘Thereâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s no Santaâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji] speech.
If youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re going to tell me that grown-ups donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t really get laid, Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll have nothing left to live for.â€
